sometimes i just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my hair blonde and wear hollister and a&f and american eagle and uggs exclusively and wear frosted lipglosses and make ducklips faces and care about jersey shore and gossip girl. because apparently “nice” dudes…
(via itslatingirl)
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth
(Source: coagulates, via savemesheehan)
I am legitimately turned on when people say intelligent things
It’s not usually a problem, since people don’t usually say intelligent things
(via fer-oohs)
(Source: horny-teenagerz, via vagabondfromthenorthernwoods)
- “im probably the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet”
- “im probably the most random person ever”
- “youll never meet anyone like me”
- “im different from most girls”
(Source: s0tc, via titaniumbovine)
